대륙 흉부녀

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크리스마스에 연말로 익어가는 2022년. 무얼 이루고 어떤 걸 놓쳤을까. 최소한 한해를 되돌아 보고 짧게라도 여러 생각을 해볼만도 한데 전혀 아니다. 그저 x같은 한해, 선거라는 건 원하는 후보를 당선시키려는 게 아니라 되지 말아야 할 후보를 낙선시키는데 있다는 걸 뼈아프게 느낀 해였다. 하, x의 주인공으로 많이 소개되는 ‘개’는 뭔 죄란 말인가?

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아주 불손하고 듣기에 따라선 불쾌할지도 모를 생각 하나 ! – 국민 여동생 아이유가 이 대륙녀의 흉부심을 닮았다면 방탄소년단보다 일찍 세계 1등을 먹었을지도 모른다. 그리고 몇년동안 1등을 유지하는 세계적 대스타로 기네스북에 남았을지 모른다. 아…. 생각만으로도 아찔하다…
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만약 아이유가 저 흉부심과 비슷하다면 그거 때문에 허리 통증에 시달렸을 것이다. 그래서 결국엔 흉부심 축소 수술을 생각했을지도 모른다. 그럴 즈음에 남성 팬들은 수술 절대 금지, 자연 흉부심 고수를 외치며 아이유 사수를 국민 청원했을지도 모른다. ㅎㅎㅎㅎ
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